last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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