Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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