no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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