Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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