Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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