Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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