No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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