Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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