Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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