So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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