just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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