He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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