Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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