Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
worst night to have a conscience
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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