Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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