Dual....:-)
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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