I got her a Nickelback box set.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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