They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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