i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I want her autograph on my taint
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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