so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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