D3 body, D1 cock
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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