The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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