Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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