What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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