question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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