Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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