Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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