is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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