Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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