Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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