I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
