...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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