i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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