Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
tell me about the fingering
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