Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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