he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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