I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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