people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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