i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she smelled like a LAN party
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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