Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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