What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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