This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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