quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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