giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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