my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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