If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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