I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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