is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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