My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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