no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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