I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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