Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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