We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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