So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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