He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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