Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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