Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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