I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize
